Poundland’s over-sexed Christmas Elf on the Shelf goes rogue on Twitter [NSFW]
Either Damian Green has gone straight from his Government job as first secretary of state to managing Poundland’s Twitter account, or the store’s festive Elf on the Shelf has deliberately gone rogue.
Recent photographs of the Elf appearing on Poundland’s social media platform show him engaging in everything from playing strip poker and farting on Donald Trump to drawing boobs in the snow and getting out his festive phallus for all to see.
Not just that, but today Santa’s horny little helper pissed some people right off by deciding to tea-bag another doll. With a Twinings teabag. Which then had to be altered to remove the Twinings branding after the hot beverage company distanced themselves from the ad campaign. Is nothing sacred?
I mean, if Poundland feuding with Twinings over a joke about testicles doesn’t embody the true meaning of Christmas, I don’t know what does.
— Differently Dave (@GoldenVision90) December 21, 2017
Apparently, it’s all part of a marketing campaign to promote the naughty elves and various stock items, using the hashtag #ElfBehavingBadly.
Here’s some of the NSFW shit Poundland’s Elf on the Shelf is pulling:
Tea-bagging a random doll with a Twinings tea bag
Spot the difference… pic.twitter.com/hWV83m4EYE
— Poundland (@Poundland) December 21, 2017
#poundland #teabagging #twinings pic.twitter.com/8tnWsR2mWw
— rosscoe (@rossalloyd) December 21, 2017
Playing strip poker and clearly winning (cheating)…
Joker, joker, I really want to poker pic.twitter.com/wNIZcrBWZF
— Poundland (@Poundland) December 20, 2017
Encouraging people to sit on his face
First come, first served pic.twitter.com/JstSqtWOTh
— Poundland (@Poundland) December 19, 2017
Scribbling dicks all over the show…
That's one very prickly Christmas tree pic.twitter.com/5FyYrlAzss
— Poundland (@Poundland) December 18, 2017
…and boobs!
Oh Elf, we know it’s nippy outside but not that kind of nippy! #ElfBehavingBad pic.twitter.com/kYMNruqLda
— Poundland (@Poundland) December 11, 2017
Getting jiggy with his little donkey. Just no.
Don't tell Rudolph I've found a new piece of ass pic.twitter.com/UA4Ye2jh3R
— Poundland (@Poundland) December 16, 2017
Trying to lure the wrath of Disney by going up against Darth Vader with a pink dildo
https://twitter.com/Poundland/status/941639281075990528
Making out with a photo of Ferne McCann…
Dear @fernemccann,
Love you, love your Poundland lippy, and I certainly don’t need a mistletoe to kiss you.
From Elf. pic.twitter.com/fw4vOq83ly— Poundland (@Poundland) December 14, 2017
Jerking off with a toothbrush? WTF!
That’s one way to scratch that itch. That’s not Santa’s toothbrush is it?! pic.twitter.com/bzgX3LFEDA
— Poundland (@Poundland) December 13, 2017
Having a threesome in the ‘hot tub’
Rub-a-dub-dub, three in a tub. A night of 'selfies and chill.' #ElfBehavingBad pic.twitter.com/C5FrrUMdJF
— Poundland (@Poundland) December 12, 2017
Letting one rip on the POTUS…
Off he went with a Trumpety-Trump… pic.twitter.com/vuV3Bwb4ME
— Poundland (@Poundland) December 10, 2017
Getting his pecker out for the lads…
Look away! Elf is starting to get really cocky now… pic.twitter.com/IDxlmmsX5y
— Poundland (@Poundland) December 9, 2017
Channeling his inner Miley Cyrus
🎶 I came in like a… pic.twitter.com/j5z2V6PxGs
— Poundland (@Poundland) December 6, 2017
Erm…
“How come our twins have got your ears Elfie?” asked Ken. #ElfBehavingBad pic.twitter.com/WVSbGeOqi2
— Poundland (@Poundland) December 2, 2017
Getting some “Nooky”? Really?
It’s “Tw-elf” o’clock which means it’s time to get naughty…and today it means our Elf gets some Nooky! Join in and share your own pics with #ElfBehavingBad each day until Christmas. You could win 1 of 2 Cadbury chocolate hampers! Gallery and T&C's: https://t.co/bjCHLyIMR5. pic.twitter.com/aL8S07TQc4
— Poundland (@Poundland) December 1, 2017
Finally, they apprehended the little shitbag!
Hot tasking patrols of Rubery Great Park and Longbridge High St carried out by @WeoleyWMP today, met up with the naughty elves in Poundland 🎄 ⛄️ 🎅 pic.twitter.com/wEkx6bexVQ
— Weoley Police (@WeoleyWMP) November 17, 2017
Hope they lock him and throw away the batteries to his dildo!