Either Damian Green has gone straight from his Government job as first secretary of state to managing Poundland’s Twitter account, or the store’s festive Elf on the Shelf has deliberately gone rogue.
Recent photographs of the Elf appearing on Poundland’s social media platform show him engaging in everything from playing strip poker and farting on Donald Trump to drawing boobs in the snow and getting out his festive phallus for all to see.
Not just that, but today Santa’s horny little helper pissed some people right off by deciding to tea-bag another doll. With a Twinings teabag. Which then had to be altered to remove the Twinings branding after the hot beverage company distanced themselves from the ad campaign. Is nothing sacred?
https://twitter.com/GoldenVision90/status/943903976784826368
Apparently, it’s all part of a marketing campaign to promote the naughty elves and various stock items, using the hashtag #ElfBehavingBadly.
Here’s some of the NSFW shit Poundland’s Elf on the Shelf is pulling:
Tea-bagging a random doll with a Twinings tea bag
https://twitter.com/Poundland/status/943896555903385600
https://twitter.com/rossalloyd/status/943898861550100481
Playing strip poker and clearly winning (cheating)…
https://twitter.com/Poundland/status/943451233775443968
Encouraging people to sit on his face
https://twitter.com/Poundland/status/943088920576880640
Scribbling dicks all over the show…
https://twitter.com/Poundland/status/942726417275654145
…and boobs!
https://twitter.com/Poundland/status/940189707190833154
Getting jiggy with his little donkey. Just no.
https://twitter.com/Poundland/status/942001610762354689
Trying to lure the wrath of Disney by going up against Darth Vader with a pink dildo
https://twitter.com/Poundland/status/941639281075990528
Making out with a photo of Ferne McCann…
https://twitter.com/Poundland/status/941276989620711425
Jerking off with a toothbrush? WTF!
https://twitter.com/Poundland/status/940914320069799936
Having a threesome in the ‘hot tub’
https://twitter.com/Poundland/status/940551515667869696
Letting one rip on the POTUS…
https://twitter.com/Poundland/status/939827231513350144
Getting his pecker out for the lads…
https://twitter.com/Poundland/status/939464741021503488
Channeling his inner Miley Cyrus
https://twitter.com/Poundland/status/938384892999753729
Erm…
https://twitter.com/Poundland/status/936928142006149120
Getting some “Nooky”? Really?
https://twitter.com/Poundland/status/936567211606663168
Finally, they apprehended the little shitbag!
https://twitter.com/WeoleyWMP/status/931535744732155905
Hope they lock him and throw away the batteries to his dildo!