Owen Jones. 33. Northerner. Author. Journalist. Vampire… possibly.

So maybe not a vampire but hard to say considering the guy never appears to age. He begs to differ.

Left-wing writer Jones came to prominence following the publication of his first book Chavs: The Demonization of the Working Class back in 2011. He has since gone on to write for The Independent, New Statesman, publish a second book and become a regular columnist for The Guardian.

Not just that but he also commands a social media following of over 1,118,000 and is a committed human rights activist.

Yet, in all that time he has still refused to age. It would appear. Possibly.

Then, as now, Owen is as fresh-faced as he was in the days of MySpace (Yes, that was a thing) when he went by the username of bobblehatbob.

MySpace

Behold, Owen Jones in his days as a ‘yoof’:

#1 Badass

Owen Jones MySpace photo 02Owen Jones / MySpace

#2 Ah, the days of double-layered t-shirts…

Owen Jones MySpace photo 01Owen Jones / MySpace

#3 Shaggy vibes at a BBQ…

Owen Jones MySpace photo 04Owen Jones / MySpace

#4 Wax on…

Owen Jones MySpace photo 03Owen Jones / MySpace

#5 Teenage tinsel nose-ring… as you do

https://www.instagram.com/p/BeniO0lFVVx/?hl=en

#6 The 20-something ‘mugshot’

https://www.instagram.com/p/BakO0ktlBFV/?hl=en

There you have it. Evidence beyond evidence. Dude’s definitely a vampire. Maybe. Or at least a vampire bat. With only a left-wing. Yup.

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